im fucking crYIN G omfg
This is my favorite SNL skit of all time. I’m so glad it’s a gifset now.
Mr. Feeny was one of the best teachers I ever had.
guys i’m witty LAAAAAUGGGHHHHH
Cute animals with stuffed animals!
Never speak to me again
AHH!! Cute :)
ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull
a list of sounds
- high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church
- a soda can being opened
- a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding
- a marble rolling on a wooden floor
- wood popping and crackling as it burns
- an orchestra tuning
you have no idea how much I love the orchestra tuning
it’s one of the best things
you can hear these in your head
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”